That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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