Will you blow on my dice?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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