are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Randomize
