He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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