Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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