Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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