Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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