i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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