Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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