Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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