Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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