ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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