Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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