Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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