I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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