so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
She even gives head with a lisp.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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