Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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