Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Two words: blizzard sex
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I need water and some morals
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