is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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