Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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