so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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