i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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