Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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