i barfeds in our rink
17 year olds will be the death of me.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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