Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
