Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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