New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
