She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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