You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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