The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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