Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
