Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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