After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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