You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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