Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
whose parrot is this?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Randomize