lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
You can't just leave with hair like that
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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