I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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