She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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