SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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