party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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