do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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