Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Randomize
