I look better un-naked...
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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