matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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