I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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