She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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