We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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