problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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