I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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