I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Terrible idea I love it
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
