But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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