Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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