You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Please don't give away my fajitas
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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