: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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