I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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